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Cosmetic injectables
enhance

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not only
the haggard female face,

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but also, potentially,
our revenue stream.

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That's why I'm sending
the three of you to Los Angeles

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to get certified.

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Oh, yeah!
It's gonna be <i>Entourage,</i> baby.

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"Yo, bro! Yo, bro!"
That's my Johnny "drama".

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What's <i>Entourage?</i>

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I know what it is.
It's a...

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Ship?

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Hey, I mean this
in a nice way,

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but please don't hang out
with us when we're in L.A.

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Thank you so much
for sending us, Jeremy.

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I'm incredibly prepared.
I got a Brazilian bikini wax...

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Right, no.
I downloaded a couple star maps,

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so look out,
George Hamilton.

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I hope you like your trespassers
completely hairless.

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No, now I'm worried.
Don't get distracted

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by L.A.'s notorious
"hang loose,"

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cowabunga atmosphere.

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No one's getting distracted.
Look at her L.A. dance.

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No! It's not relevant.
You can't...

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Yo, bro,
we're goin' to L.A.

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It seems like a distraction.

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<i>What?</i>

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F.Y.I., I will be staying
at the Y.M.C.A...

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'Cause that's
all I can afford on my budget.

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Unless I could stay
at your Bel Air hotel.

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Could I post up with you?
No.

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I'm gonna stay at the Y.M.C.A.,
which is close to your hotel,

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so we can hang out.
No, no, no.

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Don't worry, Jeremy, I'm not
leaving the conference, okay?

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Thanks, man.
L.A.'s the worst.

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No decent pizza, no N.F.L. Team,
no one reads.

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Okay, Joan Didion,

36
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'cause you've read, like,
three airport dad novels?

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Those are complex thrillers.

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For your information,
everybody reads in L.A.

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They read scripts,
baby bro.

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How was that?
Was that a good Johnny "drama"?

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It's bad, but we'll
work on it on the plane.

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These are nice.

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You know, so far,
all you've packed

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are bikinis,
a kabbalah bracelet,

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and Hawaiian slut tanning oil.

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Do you really need to tan?

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Babe, this is the palest
I've ever been,

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I'm basically
a white person.

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Yesterday, I caught myself
watching lacrosse,

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and I liked it.

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Oh, oh,
I forgot to tell you,

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I have to move
out of my apartment.

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What?
Yeah, the historical society's

54
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turning my building into
the Manhattan asbestos museum,

55
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Which is crazy.
Mm.

56
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Well, this is
kind of a crazy idea,

57
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but maybe you could
move in with me.

58
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Yeah. Oh, move in with you.
Here? Wo... really?

59
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Yeah, things are going
so well between us.

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You know, we're already
sharing a toothbrush.

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We are?
No.

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Well, yeah, no, that... that...
That's... that's intriguing.

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It's... that's a big deal, though.
It's a big step, so you know.

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Do people really do that
this fast?

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Well, when Casey and I
were dating this long,

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we already were
sharing a tent.

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Casey.
Ah, cool.

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Yeah, I love hearing stories
about your ex-fiancée.

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Tell me more.
How was the sex?

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Okay, pal,
don't make me write you

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a joke prescription
for a chill pill.

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I already wasted one on you
for infinite cuteness.

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All right, I see your point.
Sorry.

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I'll think about it,
okay?

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<i>Love in the time of cholera?</i>

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Mindy, is there a sex scene
in this, or what?

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Oh, this is so exciting.

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Los Angeles
looks so cool, Dr. "C."

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I don't know how
we're gonna cram

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so many sights
into one trip.

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Eh, I think I'm just gonna
hang around the conference.

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There's a seminar
on lip plumping

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that I'm really jazzed
about.

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Oh, yeah, that one's gonna rock.
Right?

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Wait a minute,
you love old Hollywood:

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The brown derby,
coconut grove.

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Okay, look, I'm gonna
be honest with you.

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My dad lives out there, and
I don't want to run into him.

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Oh, my God.
Stop it.

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Stop it.

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Shh, stop.
You're having a thing again.

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What the hell, man?

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I just... I have
this irrational fear

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that I'm gonna run into him,
and...

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I'm gonna stick
around the hotel,

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enjoy the amenities,
and that's it.

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Yeah, but we were gonna go...
Morgan, drop it.

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No, I can't! I was...

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Stop, stop.
Oh, God!

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Just stop, stop, stop.
Oh, God.

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Oh, God, I can't...

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Can I have animal crackers,
please?

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Animal crackers?

104
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You don't get animal crackers
on planes.

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I have a...
Where do you think you are?

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Danny.

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Danny, I have to talk to you
about something.

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Wait a minute,
is your phone on?

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Turn it off,
you're gonna crash the plane.

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They just say that so the pilots
can hog all the Internet.

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Listen,

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I asked cliff
to move in with me,

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and he said he would
"think about it."

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Well, maybe he realizes
how important of a thing it is.

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By the way,
you're supposed to be married

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when you move in with someone.
What?

117
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Oh, yeah, you're not catholic.
What are you again?

118
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Like, an ottoman?

119
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I'm obviously pretty sure
that I'm Hindu.

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Oh, that's right, Hindu.

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Look,
all I'm saying is,

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you can't push a guy
into settling down.

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Okay?

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I'm so sorry.
You guys, it's so loud.

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I'm sorry, everybody,
you guys are being so loud.

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Okay.

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♪ This ain't no disco

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♪ All I wanna do is have
a little fun before I die ♪

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Oh, my God, I love this!

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Oh!

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Oh, God.
What happened?

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Someone just threw
a cigarette butt in my mouth.

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Ugh!
That's illegal.

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Doesn't matter.
I'm in such a good mood.

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Hey, dig in my pocket
for a little bit.

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I'm not gonna fall for that
again, okay?

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Last time I did that,
you told me that there was

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a butterscotch in there,
and I rooted around for...

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Peter.
Thank you. Wow.

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Can I return it for cash?

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It's not for you, Mindy,
it's for Maria Menounos.

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I was thinking about making
a romantic gesture today.

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Oh, my God, I thought that was
just, like, a one-night stand,

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you know, so she could,
like, hit rock bottom,

145
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and then take a good,
hard look at her life?

146
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The only rock bottom she's gonna
hit is mine, later tonight.

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Damn!
You have a tight butt?

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I got that rock-hard tush.

149
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So you're, like, dating?

150
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We have a connection.

151
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But to be honest with you,
I feel like I might be

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in love with her.
Is that crazy?

153
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It's not, you know?

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Really?

155
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Yeah, man, check out
this beautiful place.

156
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If it's gonna happen,
it's gonna happen here.

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That's what they say
about L.A.

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If you can make it here,
you can make it anywhere.

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Hey, I don't know
what's going on,

160
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but my key card's
not working.

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Trying to get
back in my room.

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Gonna put my cologne
in the safe.

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I'm sorry, Dr. Castellano,
it says you already checked out.

164
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No, you should check again,
'cause I'm here another night.

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Evelyn, I'm gonna
handle this one.

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Don't get mad at me, all right?
Excuse me.

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Okay.
I checked you out of this hotel,

168
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and I moved
most of your things

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to the tiny room I'm at
at the Y.M.C.A.

170
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What?
Why would you do that?

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You have been cooped up
in your room all week

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like the girl
from <i>tangled.</i>

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This is our last night
in Los Angeles,

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the city of "Angeles."

175
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What's that mean?

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Look, you've never taken
a vacation anywhere cool.

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Don't let your dad
ruin your trip.

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All right.

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Yeah?

180
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Okay, let's go.
Yes.

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Okay, stop holding my hand,
okay?

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I'm trying to protect you.

183
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I don't need protection.
Just stop.

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<i>Peter, we are not
cool enough to shop here.</i>

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Everyone here
is, like, a minimum

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of two different races.
I can't...

187
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<i>Hey, excuse me.</i>

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Do you have sneakers
with naked women on them?

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That entire wall.

190
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But don't leave me...
Hello, young man.

191
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Do you carry
fat steps cankle wranglers?

192
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They're for
the problematic foot.

193
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Okay, you don't have to
look at me like that.

194
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<i>Hey, Mike, it's cool.
I know what she needs.</i>

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Men's size 9, double wide,
with orthotics in the arch.

196
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What's up, babe?
Casey.

197
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Gimme, gimme.
Okay.

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Hi!
Hi.

199
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Wow!
So you work at a shoe store.

200
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Like Al Bundy.
That's pretty cool.

201
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Uh, yeah, I mean,
not exactly Al Bundy,

202
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although he is
a hero of mine.

203
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Oh, thanks, man.
You get one for yourself?

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Ye.
Nice.

205
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Um, I own the place.

206
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What?

207
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So wow. Sneaker company, huh?
Mm-hmm.

208
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That's cool.
That's very quirky.

209
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What's next? Are you
gonna become, like, a chef,

210
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or do... oh, like, online
comedy videos with your friends?

211
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No, stop, stop, stop, stop.
Okay.

212
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Okay, that's the old Casey.
I took your advice.

213
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You said, "pick something
and stick with it."

214
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So I did, and guess what.
I got a house on the beach now.

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Wait.
Wait, what?

216
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Uh-huh.
Seriously?

217
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Yeah.
Like with a mortgage?

218
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Yup. It's insane.

219
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The seals will swim up
to my bedroom window

220
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and go, "hey, yo, Casey,
it's time to wake up, dog.

221
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Later."

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Actually, it's more like...

223
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And it's really annoying.

224
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Whatever,
it's a beach house problem.

225
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God, you even look taller.

226
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I am taller.
What?

227
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I had an adult-onset
growth spurt.

228
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I... the doctor said it's rare,
but I guess it can happen

229
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to people who are
really happy.

230
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You're really happy now.

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I gotta say yeah, I am.

232
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Well, I'm actually
seeing somebody.

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Okay, I had a bunch
of after-you hookups myself.

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I mean, a dangerous amount,
so I should probably

235
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be more careful,
get tested and stuff.

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This is a real guy.

237
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Oh.
It's a real thing.

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We're moving in together.

239
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Really?
The move in?

240
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Oh, is it, um,
the guy you work with?

241
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Sort of handsome?

242
00:08:12,240 --> 00:08:13,242
Morgan?

243
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Are you insane?

244
00:08:14,834 --> 00:08:15,837
You two...
What is the matter with you?

245
00:08:15,838 --> 00:08:17,210
What?
No, he's a hot lawyer

246
00:08:17,211 --> 00:08:18,582
named cliff.
Okay, I'm sorry.

247
00:08:18,583 --> 00:08:20,723
Hot lawyer, cliff,
I'm very excited for you.

248
00:08:20,724 --> 00:08:21,812
Hey, what are you doing
tonight?

249
00:08:21,863 --> 00:08:23,820
Dope feet's throwing
this, like, pool party.

250
00:08:23,821 --> 00:08:24,958
We're launching
a new line of shoes.

251
00:08:24,993 --> 00:08:27,785
They're ugly, but on purpose.
It's crazy.

252
00:08:27,786 --> 00:08:29,477
You gotta roll through.

253
00:08:29,478 --> 00:08:31,518
Wow, Hollywood pool party?
Yeah.

254
00:08:31,519 --> 00:08:34,279
That sounds fun.
Yeah.

255
00:08:34,280 --> 00:08:36,204
I shouldn't go, though.
What?

256
00:08:36,205 --> 00:08:37,542
I actually have to
go over my notes

257
00:08:37,543 --> 00:08:39,333
from this really interesting
course I took

258
00:08:39,334 --> 00:08:41,559
on vaginal rejuvenation
for the obese.

259
00:08:41,560 --> 00:08:43,534
Okay,
that sounds horrible,

260
00:08:43,535 --> 00:08:45,207
but if you decide
to change your mind,

261
00:08:45,208 --> 00:08:47,198
the password
to get into the party is,

262
00:08:47,199 --> 00:08:49,039
"I think my friend's
in there."

263
00:08:57,124 --> 00:09:01,189
Getting your pre-baby body
back is a nightmare

264
00:09:01,190 --> 00:09:02,595
for a lot of new moms.

265
00:09:02,596 --> 00:09:06,461
We caught up with new mamacita
Jamie-Lynn Sigler,

266
00:09:06,462 --> 00:09:08,134
who invited me to her home
for about three weeks...

267
00:09:08,135 --> 00:09:09,791
No, no, no, no.
No, no, Peter.

268
00:09:09,792 --> 00:09:11,849
And she told...
Pat, is Maria Menounos here?

269
00:09:11,850 --> 00:09:14,477
No, she's not, she's in Hawaii
with her boyfriend.

270
00:09:14,495 --> 00:09:17,088
<i>We talked to Jamie-Lynn
for about three hours</i>

271
00:09:17,089 --> 00:09:18,627
about getting her body back,
and you know...

272
00:09:18,628 --> 00:09:20,501
Pat, I think there's been
some kind of mistake,

273
00:09:20,502 --> 00:09:22,025
because we... me and Maria had,
like, a little bit of a...

274
00:09:22,026 --> 00:09:23,681
Do I come to your office
and bother you?

275
00:09:23,699 --> 00:09:25,204
What? No, I don't...
No. We saw...

276
00:09:25,205 --> 00:09:26,493
I work in New York.
Ugh!

277
00:09:26,527 --> 00:09:27,915
Oh, my God.

278
00:09:27,916 --> 00:09:30,091
Pat, could you do me a favor
and just give her this, please?

279
00:09:30,092 --> 00:09:31,546
He's got a gun!

280
00:09:31,547 --> 00:09:32,735
I don't have a gun!

281
00:09:32,736 --> 00:09:33,772
I don't have a...
Get on the ground!

282
00:09:33,773 --> 00:09:35,161
Oh, my God!
You're a mall cop!

283
00:09:35,162 --> 00:09:36,567
You have no right!

284
00:09:36,568 --> 00:09:39,797
All right, goin' down.
Goin' down nice and slow.

285
00:09:39,848 --> 00:09:42,358
<i>You know, Peter, I wasn't
gonna go to Casey's party tonight,</i>

286
00:09:42,359 --> 00:09:43,780
<i>but if it'll cheer you up...</i>

287
00:09:43,781 --> 00:09:46,491
Thanks, min.
This party is legit.

288
00:09:46,543 --> 00:09:49,386
They have a pool,
slider bar.

289
00:09:49,387 --> 00:09:50,624
I've always wondered
what it would be like

290
00:09:50,625 --> 00:09:52,399
to eat a hamburger
while I was submerged in water.

291
00:09:52,400 --> 00:09:53,854
You know what though?
Check to make sure

292
00:09:53,855 --> 00:09:55,411
that it's a full toppings bar...

293
00:09:55,412 --> 00:09:56,365
And not just shred led.
Mm-hmm.

294
00:09:56,416 --> 00:09:58,154
I've been burned
on that before.

295
00:09:58,173 --> 00:09:59,177
<i>Hey, Mindy.</i>

296
00:09:59,178 --> 00:10:00,465
Oh!
Hey, cliff.

297
00:10:00,466 --> 00:10:02,891
<i>Hey!
You wanna hear some great news?</i>

298
00:10:02,942 --> 00:10:05,150
My co-worker came out
of the closet to his wife,

299
00:10:05,151 --> 00:10:06,522
and she kicked him out.

300
00:10:06,523 --> 00:10:07,794
Oh, my God.
Is he okay?

301
00:10:07,795 --> 00:10:09,702
He's never been better,
but get this.

302
00:10:09,703 --> 00:10:11,426
She can't stand to live
in their apartment anymore

303
00:10:11,427 --> 00:10:13,485
because of how
all their memories are lies,

304
00:10:13,486 --> 00:10:16,079
so...
The apartment's available.

305
00:10:16,080 --> 00:10:19,710
Oh.
Okay, cool, cool.

306
00:10:19,711 --> 00:10:22,555
Um, now, is this, say...

307
00:10:22,556 --> 00:10:24,312
Is this an apartment
for two people?

308
00:10:24,363 --> 00:10:27,776
<i>Or is it for one person
to live by himself?</i>

309
00:10:27,777 --> 00:10:30,052
I'm... I'm still thinking
about that.

310
00:10:30,053 --> 00:10:31,792
Yeah.
I still think it's a good idea.

311
00:10:31,793 --> 00:10:33,517
I just need to think
about it some more, you know?

312
00:10:33,518 --> 00:10:35,491
But... I'm thinking hard.

313
00:10:35,492 --> 00:10:36,830
Hmm.

314
00:10:36,831 --> 00:10:39,825
Hey, so how's L.A.?
How's the 90210?

315
00:10:39,826 --> 00:10:41,498
Did you get breast implants?

316
00:10:41,516 --> 00:10:43,055
Nope, I still have
my natural "Ds."

317
00:10:43,106 --> 00:10:44,896
Ah.
Oh, but something really crazy

318
00:10:44,897 --> 00:10:45,900
did happen.

319
00:10:45,901 --> 00:10:47,072
When Peter and I
were out shopping,

320
00:10:47,073 --> 00:10:48,695
guess who we ran into?
Casey.

321
00:10:48,713 --> 00:10:50,251
<i>Isn't that so random?</i>

322
00:10:50,302 --> 00:10:53,548
Apparently, he started this
shoe company called "dope feet."

323
00:10:53,566 --> 00:10:55,355
"Dope feet."

324
00:10:55,356 --> 00:10:56,945
<i>Wait, what are you saying?
Are you mumbling something?</i>

325
00:10:56,946 --> 00:10:58,568
No, no.
What... no, go ahead.

326
00:10:58,569 --> 00:11:00,209
<i>You have nothing
to worry about, sweetheart.</i>

327
00:11:00,243 --> 00:11:01,547
He's way too tan right now.

328
00:11:01,548 --> 00:11:03,054
You know I like my men
milky white.

329
00:11:03,088 --> 00:11:06,433
All right, just...
Humor me, okay,

330
00:11:06,434 --> 00:11:09,580
and don't have dinner with him
or anything like that.

331
00:11:11,891 --> 00:11:13,480
We gotta go to this party.

332
00:11:15,690 --> 00:11:16,809
Mindy?

333
00:11:16,827 --> 00:11:18,952
Dinner? No!

334
00:11:18,986 --> 00:11:22,834
I would never go to a restaurant
and have dinner with him.

335
00:11:22,852 --> 00:11:24,106
<i>Are you crazed?</i>

336
00:11:24,107 --> 00:11:25,948
Okay. Thanks.

337
00:11:25,949 --> 00:11:29,194
'Kay. Bye.

338
00:11:29,195 --> 00:11:31,289
Who did you just lie to?
What?

339
00:11:32,855 --> 00:11:34,554
I think I know
someone in there.

340
00:11:36,313 --> 00:11:39,407
<i>Oh, my God,
this place was on</i> entourage.

341
00:11:39,408 --> 00:11:41,114
<i>The guys came here...</i>

342
00:11:41,115 --> 00:11:43,257
<i>After "e"
had that pregnancy scare.</i>

343
00:11:43,291 --> 00:11:44,595
Hey, there's Casey.

344
00:11:44,629 --> 00:11:46,938
Hey.
Hey.

345
00:11:46,973 --> 00:11:48,193
He wants us to go over there.
Let's go.

346
00:11:48,194 --> 00:11:50,452
I... why don't we take a lap,
you know?

347
00:11:50,453 --> 00:11:52,377
Just... you hang out.

348
00:11:52,378 --> 00:11:53,934
Hi.
No, sorry.

349
00:11:53,968 --> 00:11:55,506
I'm gonna get a drink first,
you know,

350
00:11:55,507 --> 00:11:57,783
maybe get some sliders.

351
00:11:57,784 --> 00:11:58,870
Yeah, okay.
We'll catch you later.

352
00:11:58,871 --> 00:12:01,079
Mindy, you're acting
like a fun mom.

353
00:12:01,080 --> 00:12:02,837
I'm gonna go skeez
on some models.

354
00:12:02,838 --> 00:12:05,095
Hey, Casey, what up, dude?
Peter!

355
00:12:05,147 --> 00:12:07,940
<i>And now, Dr. "C,"
the best part of the studio tour,</i>

356
00:12:07,941 --> 00:12:09,397
<i>old west town.</i>

357
00:12:09,415 --> 00:12:11,422
Hey, got something for ya.
What?

358
00:12:11,423 --> 00:12:14,802
I stole this off the Ted Turner
at the wax museum.

359
00:12:14,803 --> 00:12:15,890
Oh.

360
00:12:15,891 --> 00:12:17,596
Ah, you look
like a mogul.

361
00:12:17,614 --> 00:12:19,070
Okay, thank you, Morgan.
Yay.

362
00:12:19,071 --> 00:12:21,630
That was really nice
of you.

363
00:12:21,631 --> 00:12:24,559
Oh, my God, Morgan,
that is the whorehouse

364
00:12:24,593 --> 00:12:27,303
that John Wayne got kicked out
of in <i>Rooster Cogburn.</i>

365
00:12:27,321 --> 00:12:30,315
"Howdy, pilgrim."

366
00:12:30,316 --> 00:12:32,591
Is that Obama?

367
00:12:32,592 --> 00:12:34,332
No, it's John Wayne.
"Howdy, pilgrim."

368
00:12:34,333 --> 00:12:36,842
Oh, God, yeah.
It's... it's really good.

369
00:12:36,860 --> 00:12:38,198
Thanks, and you know what,
this is a lot of fun.

370
00:12:38,199 --> 00:12:39,537
Yes, good.
You were right.

371
00:12:39,538 --> 00:12:41,461
It's so much more fun
than sitting in the hotel,

372
00:12:41,462 --> 00:12:43,503
hiding, avoiding my dad.
Thank you.

373
00:12:43,504 --> 00:12:45,059
Thank you so much.
Mm-hmm.

374
00:12:45,060 --> 00:12:46,180
Well, then you're gonna
really love

375
00:12:46,181 --> 00:12:48,322
the next excursion
we have planned.

376
00:12:48,323 --> 00:12:51,084
Are we going to the
<i>Captain Phillips</i> stunt show?

377
00:12:51,085 --> 00:12:52,757
I'm telling you right now,
if you think

378
00:12:52,758 --> 00:12:54,548
I'm gonna sit in the
splash zone, you're dreaming.

379
00:12:54,582 --> 00:12:55,853
You're dreaming.

380
00:12:55,854 --> 00:12:57,777
Yeah, no,
I called your dad,

381
00:12:57,812 --> 00:13:00,874
and we're gonna join him
for dinner tomorrow.

382
00:13:00,875 --> 00:13:02,279
You what?

383
00:13:04,088 --> 00:13:06,848
I just don't get it, man.
It's so insensitive.

384
00:13:06,849 --> 00:13:10,530
How do you serve sliders
to people like us, you know?

385
00:13:10,581 --> 00:13:11,869
What do you mean,
"people like us"?

386
00:13:11,920 --> 00:13:14,513
If you take
a normal hamburger,

387
00:13:14,514 --> 00:13:18,177
it looks like a tiny slider
in our overweight, pudgy hands.

388
00:13:18,178 --> 00:13:19,784
Okay, we're not the same.
We're not the same.

389
00:13:19,785 --> 00:13:21,324
I'm like... I'm like an anthill,
and you're like a volcano.

390
00:13:24,337 --> 00:13:25,591
<i>Hey, man,
let me tell you something,</i>

391
00:13:25,592 --> 00:13:28,018
I think I was profiled
with food.

392
00:13:28,019 --> 00:13:29,239
Is that mold?

393
00:13:29,240 --> 00:13:31,498
<i>Could be mold.
Bread's good though.</i>

394
00:13:36,186 --> 00:13:37,891
Are you kidding me? I'm right...
I'm, like, right here.

395
00:13:37,892 --> 00:13:40,535
Sorry.
Just talking to this weirdo.

396
00:13:40,536 --> 00:13:42,042
<i>Oh,
that is so hurtful, man, I'm...</i>

397
00:13:42,043 --> 00:13:43,167
<i>Shh! Eat your slider.</i>

398
00:13:43,215 --> 00:13:45,757
Why did you call my dad?
How did you call my dad?

399
00:13:45,791 --> 00:13:47,230
Well, I thought
it'd be good for you,

400
00:13:47,231 --> 00:13:48,736
and I got his number
from Richie,

401
00:13:48,771 --> 00:13:50,493
'cause Richie and I
are in an email chain.

402
00:13:50,494 --> 00:13:54,459
We trade slow cooker recipes.
He makes unbelievable carnitas.

403
00:13:54,493 --> 00:13:55,831
Oh, Richie put you up
to this?

404
00:13:58,694 --> 00:13:59,981
It's old west.

405
00:13:59,982 --> 00:14:01,521
Hey, Richie,
it's your brother Dan.

406
00:14:01,522 --> 00:14:04,300
Did you tell Morgan that
I should be in touch with dad?

407
00:14:04,334 --> 00:14:05,638
<i>Did you put him up to that?</i>

408
00:14:05,640 --> 00:14:07,513
Where are you right now?

409
00:14:07,514 --> 00:14:08,650
I'm in a nightclub.

410
00:14:08,651 --> 00:14:10,692
It's a Taylor Lautner
appreciation party.

411
00:14:10,727 --> 00:14:11,897
Okay, look,
here's the thing...

412
00:14:11,915 --> 00:14:13,370
Danny, you gonna see him,
or what?

413
00:14:13,404 --> 00:14:15,846
Stop pushing it, Richie.
Stop pushing it.

414
00:14:15,881 --> 00:14:17,922
I don't care about dad.
I don't want to see him.

415
00:14:17,923 --> 00:14:19,980
I don't care about him.
How many times I gotta tell you?

416
00:14:20,031 --> 00:14:21,402
Danny,
if you don't care so much,

417
00:14:21,403 --> 00:14:22,574
why are you letting it
ruin your trip?

418
00:14:22,608 --> 00:14:25,084
Okay, I think you need
to refresh your inbox.

419
00:14:25,085 --> 00:14:26,340
I'm having a great time.
I just...

420
00:14:26,341 --> 00:14:28,682
I just tried a B.L.T.
With avocado.

421
00:14:28,733 --> 00:14:30,975
He hated it, Richie, he started
yelling about N.A.F.T.A.

422
00:14:30,976 --> 00:14:32,866
Danny, you're in L.A.

423
00:14:32,867 --> 00:14:34,656
If you don't do it now,
you're never gonna do it.

424
00:14:34,657 --> 00:14:37,183
Look, I gotta go.
Ramon just swallowed a sparkler.

425
00:14:37,184 --> 00:14:38,186
I love you.

426
00:14:38,188 --> 00:14:40,899
Ri... <i> Okay, so it...</i>

427
00:14:40,900 --> 00:14:44,464
Sounds like someone
owes someone an apology.

428
00:14:44,465 --> 00:14:47,318
I'm not sure who, but we should
just say it at the same time,

429
00:14:47,343 --> 00:14:50,103
that way, over.
One, two, three...

430
00:14:50,104 --> 00:14:51,526
I'm sorry.
I'm mad at you.

431
00:14:51,527 --> 00:14:53,082
One, two, three.
I'm s-s-s...

432
00:14:53,083 --> 00:14:54,839
I'm extremely mad at you.

433
00:14:54,874 --> 00:14:55,877
Sorry.
No.

434
00:14:55,911 --> 00:14:57,132
I'm not sorry for anything,

435
00:14:57,133 --> 00:14:58,136
'cause I didn't do
anything wrong.

436
00:14:58,137 --> 00:14:59,358
You should be sorry.

437
00:14:59,359 --> 00:15:01,282
I'm extremely mad at you,
Morgan!

438
00:15:01,283 --> 00:15:02,286
Okay.
Okay, I'm going home,

439
00:15:02,287 --> 00:15:03,440
I'm going back to the "Y."

440
00:15:03,441 --> 00:15:04,444
Yeah, let's get outta here.
No, no, no.

441
00:15:04,445 --> 00:15:05,449
You're staying here.

442
00:15:05,450 --> 00:15:06,955
I-I don't have any money.

443
00:15:06,973 --> 00:15:08,896
I left my money
in your underpants.

444
00:15:08,931 --> 00:15:10,235
Find somewhere else
to sleep.

445
00:15:10,236 --> 00:15:14,502
Dr. "C," don't leave me
in the old west!

446
00:15:15,960 --> 00:15:17,381
Quick draw inn?

447
00:15:17,433 --> 00:15:20,193
5¢?

448
00:15:20,194 --> 00:15:22,067
All right.

449
00:15:22,118 --> 00:15:23,908
So what's the deal? You guys
don't speak any English,

450
00:15:23,909 --> 00:15:26,636
or are you just
ignoring me?

451
00:15:26,670 --> 00:15:27,891
Nothing?

452
00:15:27,892 --> 00:15:29,396
Hey, ladies,

453
00:15:29,397 --> 00:15:32,493
our friend, Jerry Ferrara,
has a cabana right over there.

454
00:15:32,494 --> 00:15:34,200
We have an array
of fresh-squeezed mixers

455
00:15:34,201 --> 00:15:35,203
and a radish plate.

456
00:15:35,205 --> 00:15:36,509
Great.
Perfect.

457
00:15:36,510 --> 00:15:38,685
I'm sorry,
did you say Jerry Ferrara

458
00:15:38,686 --> 00:15:41,112
from <i>entourage</i> is here?
Let me come to the cabana.

459
00:15:41,113 --> 00:15:43,571
Yeah, I guess that'd be okay.
I mean, if there's room

460
00:15:43,572 --> 00:15:44,826
once all the models
have seats, all right?

461
00:15:47,957 --> 00:15:49,312
You know what,
I'll be right there.

462
00:15:49,313 --> 00:15:53,328
Give me two seconds, I just
gotta deal with... Morgan!

463
00:15:57,094 --> 00:15:59,386
Hey! Dr. "P.," hey!
Yeah, I see you.

464
00:15:59,437 --> 00:16:02,030
Hey.
It's room 413.

465
00:16:02,031 --> 00:16:03,821
How can I ever repay you?

466
00:16:03,822 --> 00:16:04,992
Shut up!
Get off of me!

467
00:16:04,993 --> 00:16:07,201
Turtle awaits.
All right, thank you.

468
00:16:07,219 --> 00:16:08,925
Excuse me,
are you on the list?

469
00:16:08,926 --> 00:16:10,599
I literally just
walked out of there.

470
00:16:10,650 --> 00:16:13,494
Okay, gotcha, "P."
Allow me.

471
00:16:13,528 --> 00:16:15,753
Hello, we were both
just in the party,

472
00:16:15,754 --> 00:16:16,907
and we would like
to return.

473
00:16:16,925 --> 00:16:18,179
I don't think so.

474
00:16:18,180 --> 00:16:20,439
Okay.
Think I know what she wants.

475
00:16:20,440 --> 00:16:21,862
Oh, do you?

476
00:16:22,867 --> 00:16:25,041
Oh, my God. Damn it!

477
00:16:26,415 --> 00:16:28,170
<i>Can I have a little help?</i>

478
00:16:28,221 --> 00:16:30,513
<i>There's gotta be 17¢,
18¢ down here.</i>

479
00:16:30,514 --> 00:16:31,744
<i>Could all be yours.</i>

480
00:16:46,295 --> 00:16:49,005
Oh, come on, you've
gotta be kidding me.

481
00:16:55,253 --> 00:16:56,674
Oh, this is nice.

482
00:16:56,675 --> 00:16:58,732
<i>Hey. I was waiting for a weirdo</i>

483
00:16:58,767 --> 00:17:01,326
to jump in here
so I could hop in.

484
00:17:01,327 --> 00:17:03,200
Mm-hmm.
You avoiding me tonight?

485
00:17:03,201 --> 00:17:04,539
No, no!
Not at all.

486
00:17:04,540 --> 00:17:05,510
Okay, then why are you
looking around

487
00:17:05,544 --> 00:17:07,166
like a nervous
crazy person?

488
00:17:07,167 --> 00:17:10,346
Well, 'cause...
I-I am looking for a lifeguard.

489
00:17:10,364 --> 00:17:11,869
Sure.
'Cause I'm all muscle

490
00:17:11,870 --> 00:17:13,626
and I don't float,
so I'm worried for my safety.

491
00:17:13,662 --> 00:17:16,053
Right, yeah, okay.
Good call, good call.

492
00:17:16,054 --> 00:17:19,718
Hey, sorry if I came off
a little braggy earlier today.

493
00:17:19,719 --> 00:17:21,726
I just... you know,
I'm nervous to see you,

494
00:17:21,744 --> 00:17:24,086
and trust me, my beach house
is not that cool.

495
00:17:24,121 --> 00:17:26,596
I've had five cats get eaten
by sharks already, and...

496
00:17:26,631 --> 00:17:27,634
Oh, my God.

497
00:17:27,635 --> 00:17:29,140
They're rescues.

498
00:17:29,141 --> 00:17:32,119
Well, I have to admit,
I was trying to impress you too.

499
00:17:32,154 --> 00:17:33,157
Yeah?

500
00:17:33,158 --> 00:17:34,277
My boyfriend cliff...

501
00:17:34,295 --> 00:17:35,449
Isn't real.
I know.

502
00:17:35,450 --> 00:17:36,972
I figured that out
a long time ago.

503
00:17:37,007 --> 00:17:38,126
No, he's real.
Cliff?

504
00:17:38,127 --> 00:17:39,231
Yeah, he's real.
That's his name?

505
00:17:39,266 --> 00:17:40,319
Your name's Casey.

506
00:17:40,320 --> 00:17:41,741
It's not like that's
more probable.

507
00:17:41,776 --> 00:17:43,198
Casey Jones
is a famous person.

508
00:17:43,199 --> 00:17:44,871
I don't know any
famous "cliffs." Whatever.

509
00:17:44,872 --> 00:17:48,335
No, it just... he's real,
but we don't live together.

510
00:17:48,336 --> 00:17:49,808
I asked him
to move in with me,

511
00:17:49,809 --> 00:17:51,063
and he said
he would think about it.

512
00:17:51,064 --> 00:17:54,359
What? He hit you
with the "I'll think about it,"

513
00:17:54,360 --> 00:17:55,581
and you stood for that?

514
00:17:55,582 --> 00:17:58,041
We were living together
in a tent in Haiti,

515
00:17:58,042 --> 00:17:59,564
and we had been dating,
what, three months?

516
00:17:59,598 --> 00:18:01,322
Yes,
that's what I told him.

517
00:18:01,323 --> 00:18:02,861
I wouldn't worry about it,
you know?

518
00:18:02,862 --> 00:18:06,593
I figure, what's meant to be
is meant to be.

519
00:18:06,594 --> 00:18:08,266
Thanks.

520
00:18:09,523 --> 00:18:11,028
That looks like
your bathing suit.

521
00:18:11,062 --> 00:18:12,199
It is.

522
00:18:12,233 --> 00:18:13,371
What?

523
00:18:13,372 --> 00:18:15,077
I thought we were
about to have sex.

524
00:18:15,078 --> 00:18:17,133
What?

525
00:18:17,444 --> 00:18:19,103
Casey! Casey!
I'm sorry.

526
00:18:19,104 --> 00:18:20,577
What are you doing half...
Put your bathing suit back on!

527
00:18:20,578 --> 00:18:21,933
We're in public.
Are you crazy?

528
00:18:21,934 --> 00:18:23,473
I have a boyfriend.
Well, then what are you doing

529
00:18:23,474 --> 00:18:25,029
getting half naked
with me in the pool?

530
00:18:25,030 --> 00:18:26,619
Oh, g... oh, God!
Yeah.

531
00:18:26,620 --> 00:18:28,209
Okay, my boob popped out.
She's out.

532
00:18:28,243 --> 00:18:29,279
Okay, that's neither here
nor there.

533
00:18:29,280 --> 00:18:30,283
It's there. It's...
Thank you.

534
00:18:30,284 --> 00:18:31,422
What did you think
was gonna happen here?

535
00:18:31,423 --> 00:18:32,844
I was getting
a "hey,

536
00:18:32,845 --> 00:18:35,522
let's have sex in this pool
right now" vibe from you.

537
00:18:35,573 --> 00:18:36,995
God,
take your bathing suit.

538
00:18:36,996 --> 00:18:38,450
Okay.

539
00:18:38,484 --> 00:18:40,961
Peter? Peter?

540
00:18:40,962 --> 00:18:44,609
♪ Bom bom bom bom bom bom

541
00:18:44,610 --> 00:18:46,618
Right?
We can joke like that, man,

542
00:18:46,619 --> 00:18:47,906
'cause it's us and whatnot.

543
00:18:47,957 --> 00:18:49,881
Hey, you looking for that dude
you were with before?

544
00:18:49,915 --> 00:18:51,420
'Cause I'm pretty sure
he left.

545
00:18:51,472 --> 00:18:52,592
What?
Yeah, yeah, yeah,

546
00:18:52,593 --> 00:18:54,382
I saw him go.
I remember one time,

547
00:18:54,383 --> 00:18:56,574
like, Matt Damon
left me in the woods,

548
00:18:56,609 --> 00:18:59,118
Matt Damon the act...

549
00:19:00,173 --> 00:19:01,444
<i>Hello? Just kidding!</i>

550
00:19:01,445 --> 00:19:02,884
<i>It's a machine.
Leave a message.</i>

551
00:19:02,918 --> 00:19:04,440
<i>Hey, min, call me back.</i>

552
00:19:04,441 --> 00:19:05,611
<i>I need your advice.</i>

553
00:19:21,712 --> 00:19:23,719
Okay.

554
00:19:40,906 --> 00:19:42,077
<i>Hello?</i>

555
00:19:42,078 --> 00:19:44,270
Yeah, is this
Allen Castellano?

556
00:19:44,271 --> 00:19:47,650
<i>Yeah, it is.
Who's this?</i>

557
00:19:47,651 --> 00:19:51,917
It's your son, Danny.

558
00:19:51,918 --> 00:19:53,925
God.

559
00:20:07,481 --> 00:20:09,037
Hey.

560
00:20:09,038 --> 00:20:10,962
<i>Hey, sweetie,
I know it's really late,</i>

561
00:20:10,996 --> 00:20:12,334
but can we talk?

562
00:20:12,368 --> 00:20:13,706
Yeah, sure.

563
00:20:13,707 --> 00:20:15,848
If you're not ready to move in,
I don't care.

564
00:20:15,882 --> 00:20:18,107
<i>Okay?
You're a great guy.</i>

565
00:20:18,158 --> 00:20:20,734
Your skin is soft and tender
like a veal.

566
00:20:20,735 --> 00:20:22,408
I don't know, I don't want
to mess things up,

567
00:20:22,409 --> 00:20:23,713
'cause they're going so well,
you know?

568
00:20:25,606 --> 00:20:26,726
<i>Hello?</i>

569
00:20:26,760 --> 00:20:28,316
Was it weird
that I called you a veal?

570
00:20:28,367 --> 00:20:30,910
No, you know, I was actually
gonna call you today.

571
00:20:32,417 --> 00:20:33,701
I was gonna say,
"what the hell?"

572
00:20:35,647 --> 00:20:37,738
I care about you so much,
and I miss you,

573
00:20:37,739 --> 00:20:40,449
and let's do this.
Let's move in together.

574
00:20:40,483 --> 00:20:42,256
Really?
That's so great!

575
00:20:42,291 --> 00:20:46,004
Mindy, Mindy, stop, stop.

576
00:20:46,005 --> 00:20:48,348
I can't see you anymore.

577
00:20:48,349 --> 00:20:49,820
Wait, what?

578
00:20:49,854 --> 00:20:53,084
You promised me that you weren't
gonna see him, and you did.

579
00:20:53,135 --> 00:20:55,677
There are photographers
at celebrity pool parties,

580
00:20:55,678 --> 00:20:58,020
Mindy.

581
00:20:58,021 --> 00:20:59,745
Cliff, cliff,
you don't understand.

582
00:20:59,746 --> 00:21:01,033
<i>Nothing happened!</i>

583
00:21:01,034 --> 00:21:02,840
I shouldn't have gone,
but nothing happened.

584
00:21:02,874 --> 00:21:05,552
I'm sorry,
but I don't trust you.

585
00:21:05,586 --> 00:21:08,362
<i>I'm a divorce attorney.
I watch marriages fall apart</i>

586
00:21:08,398 --> 00:21:10,371
every single day, Mindy.

587
00:21:10,372 --> 00:21:12,664
And where there's no trust,
there's no relationship.

588
00:21:12,715 --> 00:21:15,593
Cliff, what are you saying?
You're completely overreacting!

589
00:21:15,594 --> 00:21:16,898
We can either break up now,

590
00:21:16,899 --> 00:21:18,471
or we can do it
three years from now.

591
00:21:18,472 --> 00:21:19,860
I'm just doing us a favor.

592
00:21:19,861 --> 00:21:20,980
No, cliff, wait.

593
00:21:20,981 --> 00:21:23,040
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, good-bye.

594
00:21:23,041 --> 00:21:24,160
<i>Wait! Wait!</i>


